<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914</id><updated>2012-01-08T19:33:58.304-08:00</updated><category term='everslick'/><category term='Dave Brubeck'/><category term='Arizona Record'/><category term='inappropriately vulcanized skate shoes'/><category term='“Mark ‘Gator’ Rogowski Lifetime Achievement Award”'/><category term='Sleepy John Estes'/><category term='Stereo Core Cleft Urethane'/><category term='Yaga'/><category term='GRAN L U X E Hotel'/><category term='Catherine Kenner'/><category term='Huff'/><category term='Larry Gagosian'/><category term='Vision'/><category term='Danny Minnick'/><category term='411 Video Magazine'/><category term='HEATHER DAWN CARDEN'/><category term='Richard Serra'/><category term='Eli Gesner'/><category term='NOZEBONE'/><category term='Montessichillahniggah'/><category term='Sal Masekela'/><category term='Annie Leibovitz'/><category term='Slime Balls'/><category term='Bastien'/><category term='Marc Ecko'/><category term='Mark Gator Rogowski'/><category term='Pear Wheels'/><category term='apocalyptic sounding rap music'/><category term='Donna Karen'/><category term='Joseph Heller'/><category term='Poison Girl'/><category term='Gio Estevez'/><category term='Sigourney'/><category term='Memory Screen'/><category term='La Cienega'/><category term='Airwalk'/><category term='EMP Pop Conference'/><category term='Roosevelt Hotel'/><category term='MOCA'/><category term='Benneton'/><category term='Bridge Bolts'/><category term='King of LA'/><category term='Elizabeth Peyton'/><category term='Jumi&apos;s A to Z Guide to Smokin&apos; 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reckless optimism'/><category term='Tatum O&apos;Neal'/><category term='Armory'/><category term='Zoo Jersey'/><category term='Altamont Speedway'/><category term='Valentino'/><category term='indulgent New York street riding footy'/><category term='Mark Rothko'/><category term='Fairfax'/><category term='Garden Grove'/><category term='gangster parents'/><category term='folie à deux'/><category term='SF City college'/><category term='Chalk Wheels'/><title type='text'>Second Hand Embarrassment</title><subtitle type='html'>INDY SKART LIT FOR THE MASSES.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>57</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3646217385975656681</id><published>2011-12-13T20:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-14T21:28:31.519-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marshall Mc Luhan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the ghost of Justin Pierce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='411 Video Magazine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sal Masekela'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Billabong'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='“Mark ‘Gator’ Rogowski Lifetime Achievement Award”'/><title type='text'>"In What Reemo was Instrumental in Creating, Reemo was Instrumental in Destroying."</title><summary type='text'>.


























The “Mark ‘Gator’ Rogowski Lifetime Achievement Award” had a reputation for being a reliable indicator of a skater’s ability to sustain a vibrant skate practice over the long haul, but perhaps it was ultimately just some self-fulfilling prophecy. 



Jay though was used to the all too familiar confusion about how the prize lacked ability to actually reflect or create a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3646217385975656681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3646217385975656681' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3646217385975656681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3646217385975656681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/12/blog-post.html' title='&quot;In What Reemo was Instrumental in Creating, Reemo was Instrumental in Destroying.&quot;'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X-HOXCxw6ZM/Tugw_J3Ks1I/AAAAAAAAAdM/ZkU4F4xFzac/s72-c/paulllochillahniggah.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8680069785532996605</id><published>2011-10-13T10:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-08T19:33:58.333-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mark Rothko'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lake Tahoe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HEATHER DAWN CARDEN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sal Masekela'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Walter de Maria'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cy Twombly'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Orlando Florida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mark Gator Rogowski'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Richard Serra'/><title type='text'>Future Hypothetical Media Interviews They Conducted on Themselves in Their Heads</title><summary type='text'>.






















Though Jay was loath to going to Surf Expo when Bastien originally mentioned it back at the hotel, he still held onto a small shred of optimism that it wouldn’t be as bad as he anticipated -even though from all past experience, there really was no logical basis to make such an inference.




In actuality, Jay probably had no business there and the hostility he encountered </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8680069785532996605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8680069785532996605' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8680069785532996605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8680069785532996605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/10/future-hypothetical-media-interviews.html' title='Future Hypothetical Media Interviews They Conducted on Themselves in Their Heads'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8a3o-iRI2Lk/TpclH35aY9I/AAAAAAAAAU0/_Vn7P2hiDts/s72-c/huntkffsnosechrome.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3367077632605120109</id><published>2011-10-05T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-29T22:18:17.852-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Eli Gesner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='God Father III'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Etnies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shannon Dollin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heather'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nerd'/><title type='text'>Penny Smart and Dollar Dumb</title><summary type='text'>.
























Jay looking around for Bastien, didn’t know where else to go and found himself in the  expanse of the convention center’s desolate floor level edge.  That area lining the outskirts of the booth village exposed the inevitable generic emptiness that the convention center was actually composed of and was a stark contrast against the over decorated stalls that Jay could </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3367077632605120109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3367077632605120109' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3367077632605120109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3367077632605120109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/10/penny-smart-and-dollar-dumb.html' title='Penny Smart and Dollar Dumb'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v517h1asDI4/To0BFpdTNvI/AAAAAAAAAUU/6JGd7pNGvus/s72-c/classicshitchrome%2Bcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-2893212344847341578</id><published>2011-09-26T13:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-13T19:04:39.242-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Supreme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Malcom McLaren'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='indulgent New York street riding footy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gio Estevez'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='prodigal Hosoi'/><title type='text'>Fucking for the Sake of Fucking</title><summary type='text'>. 



























There were no alternate worlds- only the same one in which a quadrillion souls lived and where some would somehow try to make sense of it all and yet never make sense of it.



The fact that creation even existed seemed improbable to Jay and that fact never ceased to blow his mind.



There was still room for many realities though, and everybody had theirs.



</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/2893212344847341578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=2893212344847341578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2893212344847341578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2893212344847341578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/09/fucking-for-sake-of-fucking.html' title='Fucking for the Sake of Fucking'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GpitcmdZBoU/ToDrCcp1MEI/AAAAAAAAASM/KNRNVePyCLI/s72-c/LittleGioEstevez.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-2699356256685206123</id><published>2011-09-21T16:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-13T11:04:48.026-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chris Gentry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zoo Jersey'/><title type='text'>Just Because You Have the Power, Doesn't Mean You Have the Right</title><summary type='text'>.



















If Jay would have tried to make sense of the universe from analyzing the circus of the surf expo- Perry Farrell’s less than mediocre lyrics, “God is Dead.” could be read as some major truism- a revelation. Sure, there were hints of order that resided in the convention center (the pristine bodies of the bikini models, the enigmatic giant photos mounted on foam boards that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/2699356256685206123/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=2699356256685206123' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2699356256685206123'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2699356256685206123'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/09/just-because-you-have-power-doesnt-mean.html' title='Just Because You Have the Power, Doesn&apos;t Mean You Have the Right'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-da_zRRGrRZA/TnpxucpFZbI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/l2eRoLfjLXE/s72-c/Seconhandembarrassmentlee.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3847815563024217595</id><published>2011-09-14T13:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T20:49:55.641-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Viper-tale Urethane'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dot Wheels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pear Wheels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stereo Core Cleft Urethane'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kryptonotonix'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chalk Wheels'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Blind Balls'/><title type='text'>Lost Land</title><summary type='text'>.






















You see the thing is was, was that whenever Jay got a flat spot, it wasn’t such a new deal, no big woop, he would always just roll with it- literally.  Sure, Jay always had a bag of blank factory “prototype” urethane wheels either in his closet or trunk or desk but he was usually just too lazy to elephant wrench them off, pop the bearings without accidentally removing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3847815563024217595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3847815563024217595' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3847815563024217595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3847815563024217595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/09/lost-land.html' title='Lost Land'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-J1WEHkCkX_s/TnEI67cmMWI/AAAAAAAAAOI/CqHPhyAKqhs/s72-c/JohnnyRamanotaxrelief%2Bcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8117489008445598478</id><published>2011-09-09T19:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T10:15:35.571-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Counterfit decks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Modest Mouse Welsh'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joseph Heller'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='everslick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Heather'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='inappropriately vulcanized skate shoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nerd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='purple pants'/><title type='text'>Modest Mouse Welsh</title><summary type='text'>.



















Through the lanes came those virgins in their inappropriately vulcanized skate shoes. Their long strands of hair shimmered in slow motion from the left over wind of the giant fans of the indoor windsurfing show case, like streams of metallic tape from all those rejected sponsor-me video cartridges.


Jay stood next to and slightly behind Bastien, couldn’t find anything to do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8117489008445598478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8117489008445598478' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8117489008445598478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8117489008445598478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/09/modest-mouse-welsh.html' title='Modest Mouse Welsh'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zFs3ppkjGyg/TmrJwyZu6bI/AAAAAAAAAOA/wXwKjdUyx6s/s72-c/surfexpojoint.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7984137586477558371</id><published>2011-07-20T16:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T23:31:45.929-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Duane Peters'/><title type='text'>Punk Rock is Duane Peters Living in a Ditch</title><summary type='text'>.




















Jay climbed into Bastien’s rented Charger, and the acrid sweet and sour deodorant powder's scent clung to those cloth seats that resembled sweat pants.



The obsolete flash of the car’s design was updated to satisfy the expectations of all the simple simons who walked the land- the public in their flip flops with  goatees and shinny sports shorts.


In America bad taste </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7984137586477558371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7984137586477558371' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7984137586477558371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7984137586477558371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/07/punk-rock-is-duane-peters-living-in.html' title='Punk Rock is Duane Peters Living in a Ditch'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-H6RlXMCOF6s/Tidng1urMcI/AAAAAAAAANk/i3-8cOPNGfM/s72-c/leecherrieschrome.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-6022224671041545051</id><published>2011-07-16T15:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T10:22:28.337-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mobb Deep'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bastien'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bijou'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GRAN L U X E Hotel'/><title type='text'>Pussy Worth More Than Solid Gold</title><summary type='text'>.















Bastien loved to use his old student id to cut coke- you could tell he really got a bang out of it. He was a high school drop out, knew five languages and was snorting highly potent cocaine that he had most likely gotten for free. The card was a symbol of Bastien's defiance- his veritable mastery of the landscape. He would immediately talk faster, louder and slightly more </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/6022224671041545051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=6022224671041545051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6022224671041545051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6022224671041545051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/07/pussy-worth-more-than-solid-gold.html' title='Pussy Worth More Than Solid Gold'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zBf0MS4jxms/TiIP9GQjfTI/AAAAAAAAALw/q_WKOGXSqzg/s72-c/pangwashparkchrome.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5785945160954695750</id><published>2011-07-15T14:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T23:33:59.996-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='James Joyce glasses'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='EMB'/><title type='text'>Infinite Sweep of Humanity</title><summary type='text'>.





















The hotel’s wall’s suites shoot up towards the heaven’s darkness, though Jay and Bastien’s cline lead them into conversation filled with allusion, expectation, the idea of possibility.



“I don’t give a fuck about Skatemental, it’s no big deal, no New Deal.” said Bastien matter a fact, defiantly. 



“Don’t give a fuck about Flip neither.” continues Bastien, saying it as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/5785945160954695750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=5785945160954695750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5785945160954695750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5785945160954695750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/07/infinite-sweep-of-humanity.html' title='Infinite Sweep of Humanity'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wfEeQWi-HJo/TiCv4VUJhxI/AAAAAAAAALo/wKuQJAJ8sWk/s72-c/shuffspopshuvchrome.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-4010214294542707985</id><published>2011-07-11T10:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-29T18:46:41.225-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NOZEBONE'/><title type='text'>Rep Territory</title><summary type='text'>.






















Bastien, perhaps past peak dressage - restless, went to his Quicksilver dry dive sea drive bag, pulled out a crumpled piece of stationary and handed it over to Jay.



“Peep what I found lying around in the office at NOZBONE couple of days ago.” Bastien walking back to his spot at the table, putting the unplugged Fender back in his lap.






The note read:



Good </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/4010214294542707985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=4010214294542707985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/4010214294542707985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/4010214294542707985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/07/your-new-sales-rep.html' title='Rep Territory'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mndqzmmbQ-k/TngnQhehuzI/AAAAAAAAAOY/0cWG4LcNbkU/s72-c/carlshipmankickflipemb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-6816109186793048613</id><published>2011-07-07T20:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T23:35:31.084-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elizabeth Peyton'/><title type='text'>Bammer's for Pro Ams</title><summary type='text'>.















The hallway for the suites at the Grand Luxe was lined with white framed prints, which seemed to convey a graduate student’s idea of what contemporary art was supposed to be- as apposed to honest,emotive articulation. The works were a seemingly impenetrable moat, used to separate the classes- some secret visual handshake, more a comment about the piece’s place within the history </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/6816109186793048613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=6816109186793048613' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6816109186793048613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6816109186793048613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/07/smoke-skate-hate_07.html' title='Bammer&apos;s for Pro Ams'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IYKD5RAS7bc/Tngo6uka2ZI/AAAAAAAAAOg/MiYfjIE2Pj8/s72-c/carlshipmanthunderad.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-6088164919613779205</id><published>2011-07-03T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T11:32:05.686-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tatum O&apos;Neal'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='King of LA'/><title type='text'>Badly Needed Life Style Ideas</title><summary type='text'>.




















Though Jay had utilized the most efficient technology to inhale some of the most potent marijuana on the West Coast, his thoughts were still lost in a nadir of despair.



Driving away from Jumi’s condo, Jay invariably looked out the window and focused on the landscape passing before him.



We had segregated those trees lining the boulevards just far enough from each other </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/6088164919613779205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=6088164919613779205' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6088164919613779205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6088164919613779205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/07/smoke-skate-hate.html' title='Badly Needed Life Style Ideas'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-foQStZrT310/Tnkj9pYOeyI/AAAAAAAAAOo/6WHmkCBYswo/s72-c/smokeskatehatebadlyneededlifestyle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8962023849573878640</id><published>2011-06-23T19:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T16:25:44.280-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jumi&apos;s A to Z Guide to Smokin&apos; Weed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Altamont Speedway'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fairfax'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='folie à deux'/><title type='text'>Circumstance Has a Way of Getting in the Way of Feelings</title><summary type='text'>.



















Jay drove down Fairfax and coasted further towards the gasoline mirage of the fume line. The red from the back lights of the cars in front of him reminded Jay of red blood cells, as the stream on the other side of the freeway vein coming against were the whites. The front end’s faces made them look like gasoline ticks – insects controlled from the inside by flesh colored </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8962023849573878640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8962023849573878640' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8962023849573878640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8962023849573878640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/06/smoke-skate-hate_23.html' title='Circumstance Has a Way of Getting in the Way of Feelings'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-d5HEbfe1jPs/TnkkqGgxo3I/AAAAAAAAAOw/Duflp3d3f00/s72-c/smokeskatehatebenlivers.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8094247448468359172</id><published>2011-06-17T16:23:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-24T11:30:58.037-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fresh Jive'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Visual Sound'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Donna Karen'/><title type='text'>Blind Spaghetti</title><summary type='text'>.















In a land that flaunted unlimited opportunity, there was literally nothing Jay could think of doing with himself this Saturday.




Taking the garbage out felt like his responsibility quota for the day had already been exceeded,yet Jay still felt a general unspecific dread when he got back inside –that uneasiness that went with being at one's apartment in the middle of the day. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8094247448468359172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8094247448468359172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8094247448468359172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8094247448468359172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/06/smoke-skate-hate_17.html' title='Blind Spaghetti'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7uPIu4PLTik/TnklF4hiWmI/AAAAAAAAAO4/nqjS8GqpOdk/s72-c/smokeskatehateconklin.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3748743541202021779</id><published>2011-06-11T20:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:03:56.097-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Slime Balls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brittney'/><title type='text'>Future Hypothetical Disappointment</title><summary type='text'>.





















As Jay walked his few week’s old garbage out towards the back dumpster parameter, he could hear the unmistakable sound of a skateboard thrashing against the pavement-   it’s noise echoing through the complex’s narrow outside corridor.  



Jay reached the end of the hallway into the last resort section of the parking lot and saw his neighbor Joey, flinging himself and his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3748743541202021779/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3748743541202021779' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3748743541202021779'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3748743541202021779'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/06/smoke-skate-hate_11.html' title='Future Hypothetical Disappointment'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v_V6EOJNQg4/Tnkl50x2ZWI/AAAAAAAAAPA/dKi20dlAyWw/s72-c/smokeskatehateenigma.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7906966206360032364</id><published>2011-06-05T14:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-10T06:21:28.622-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Poison Girl'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Garden Grove'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney'/><title type='text'>Five Star Bitch</title><summary type='text'>.


















Jay lifts his legs over his head, rocks against his back and springs on his feet as if he had executed the first rep of an excercise which involves his couch.


Jay walks over to the counter saying, “I’m coming. I’m coming.”, as if he was either saying it to Mickey Mouse holding the receiver or as if the person on the other end of the line could hear him.


He swipes the phone</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7906966206360032364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7906966206360032364' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7906966206360032364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7906966206360032364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/06/smoke-skate-hate_05.html' title='Five Star Bitch'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xJ_4Is6CiSY/TnkmcLC3XeI/AAAAAAAAAPI/qOm8OSp1LU4/s72-c/smokeskatehateartistfront.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-4443982237153651926</id><published>2011-06-04T12:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-29T18:44:32.856-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hackmuth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='eye rape'/><title type='text'>That for the Sake of Eye Rape</title><summary type='text'>.
















Alas, Jay would continue to act towards Corrine as if that little Trent Daniels episode months ago had never happened.  He would casually attempt to quarantine the past, though doing so seemed itself an exercise in futility.  No matter how much Jay tried to compensate with over friendliness –in a way which went against Jay’s natural demeanor and which seemed to repel her that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/4443982237153651926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=4443982237153651926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/4443982237153651926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/4443982237153651926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/06/smoke-skate-hate.html' title='That for the Sake of Eye Rape'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_WUVy2ucnIU/TnkngMGH6BI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/9sqkNTj89mI/s72-c/smokeskatehate.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8689681537599079438</id><published>2011-05-29T19:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-10T06:14:50.080-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zelig'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HEATHER DAWN CARDEN'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pier 7'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Theibaud'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vans park Milpitas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Geary St.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SF City college'/><title type='text'>Skateboarding and the Feral Prodigy</title><summary type='text'>.

























SKATEBOARDING AND THE FERAL PRODIGY
A WORK IN PROGRESS AS COMPLETED BY JAY LEE IN A 
NERVOUS FERVOR,DIRECTLY AFTER HEATHER DAWN CARDEN
CALLED HIM OUT OF THE BLUE, THE FIRST TIME HE HAD
HEARD FROM HER IN ATLEAST A COUPLE OF YEARS, WHEN 
JAY HELD THAT YELLOW RECIEVER OF HIS MICKEY MOUSE 
LANDLINE PHONE NERVOUSLY AND ANXIOUSLY AS HEATHER
TOLD HIM SHE WAS GOING TO BE </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8689681537599079438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8689681537599079438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8689681537599079438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8689681537599079438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/05/skateboarding-and-feral-prodigy.html' title='Skateboarding and the Feral Prodigy'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-puNLXZ1Y-Y4/Tnkn9hp8IwI/AAAAAAAAAPY/6uG27LCXS3I/s72-c/smokeskatehatesally.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-2139595011445256199</id><published>2011-05-15T12:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-20T17:03:03.888-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tattoos like NASCAR Logos</title><summary type='text'>.

















No one in the industry didn’t quite seem to know what time it was, but that was nothing new.  Jay always figured that it was just too easy for everyone to become hypnotized by the immediacy of everything.  The giant cheerleaders in those beer ads, stood in the back of the convenience stores guarding the coolers, and posed satisfied and confident and could radiate the promise of</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/2139595011445256199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=2139595011445256199' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2139595011445256199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2139595011445256199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/05/smoke-skate-hate.html' title='Tattoos like NASCAR Logos'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IyDC9bFMWGI/TnkoXaJ-I2I/AAAAAAAAAPg/3ZaxaXjs_II/s72-c/smokeskatehatemont.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-2182169365489689966</id><published>2011-02-24T20:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T23:59:54.793-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scoot Inn'/><title type='text'>An Articulation of the Jaded Life Styles of the Lazy and Undisciplined Californians Who Ran the Company</title><summary type='text'>.















J, keeping subconscious focus on that giant image of Jimmy Chadwick hardflipping that set in Long Beach. That set in Long Beach was almost as big as a medium sized wave at Maverick's and J still couldn't remember the name of the spot. That vinyl banner of Jimmy sat installed on the wall which was directly in front of Jay's view of the opposite side facing his cubicle village-  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/2182169365489689966/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=2182169365489689966' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2182169365489689966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2182169365489689966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/02/smoke-skate-hate.html' title='An Articulation of the Jaded Life Styles of the Lazy and Undisciplined Californians Who Ran the Company'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EEe1wdxqadI/TnkqBfMKFpI/AAAAAAAAAPo/qLVc33zXQDw/s72-c/smokeskatehatebertinz.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5163139870805161568</id><published>2011-02-10T15:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T00:00:39.946-07:00</updated><title type='text'>All that Memorabilia that Jay Just Still Hadn't Gotten Around to Putting Up</title><summary type='text'>.
















J stokes his hair back with the same hand that's also holding his credit card- card lodged between pinkie and forefinger. Jay continued with slight excitement "- we just wanted a cheap way to print those photos onto the decks,that's all. And there were a bunch of weird shots we ended up taking too! Just transferred them onto these thin transparent layers of silicone nitrate! </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/5163139870805161568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=5163139870805161568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5163139870805161568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5163139870805161568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/02/smoke-sk8-hate_10.html' title='All that Memorabilia that Jay Just Still Hadn&apos;t Gotten Around to Putting Up'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Tivf6Omewls/TnkrRL8bwSI/AAAAAAAAAPw/MofjQMw3Zfc/s72-c/smokeskatehatebarkey.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5677619648490971233</id><published>2011-02-07T20:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T10:46:57.403-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bridge Bolts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kelly Bird'/><title type='text'>What Does this Have to Do with you Always Showing up High to Work?</title><summary type='text'>.
















From the background of Cory's cubicle, Jason could hear some heroic sounding punk song sung in English. The singer sounded German; J didn't know who it was. He guessed to himself, maybe it was Dungen but he was probably wrong. He always picked Dungen because he didn't know better. "Music lyrics just sound better in English"- thought Jay, even though he felt the song was still </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/5677619648490971233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=5677619648490971233' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5677619648490971233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5677619648490971233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2011/02/smoke-sk8-hate.html' title='What Does this Have to Do with you Always Showing up High to Work?'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-q0EJeu6smd0/TnksA-83IOI/AAAAAAAAAP4/bdTSdyx_XCQ/s72-c/smokeskatehatesallyshift.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-9123348924321670558</id><published>2010-12-28T20:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-09-20T17:14:44.600-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When Was the Last Time You Felt Something?</title><summary type='text'>.















Jason's head cocks back because there is no support from the chair and he accidentally jerks himself awake. The meeting room was empty and Jay wasn't sure how long he had dozed off or how much time had elapsed  since the emergency noon mental meeting had ended, but he figured it hadn't been long. Nobody bothered to wake him up out of his disco nap, though Jason didn't much care.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/9123348924321670558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=9123348924321670558' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/9123348924321670558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/9123348924321670558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/12/smoke-sk8-hate_28.html' title='When Was the Last Time You Felt Something?'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wMplM-cT8UM/TnksYZAQAdI/AAAAAAAAAQA/HLt3fJVFUuw/s72-c/smokeskatehatehunt.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5219000373110175156</id><published>2010-12-15T13:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T00:04:13.592-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Komodor dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Annie Leibovitz'/><title type='text'>Virtuosity That Is Gonna Alienate the Real Skate Rats</title><summary type='text'>.















Brandon Turner, with Richard Jefferson in tow, abruptly enters the meeting room, intentionally taking the focus off Lair and Reese's rather curiously questionable plans that which they intended for the Skatemental.


"HEY- B!" interrupts Reese innocently, as if Brandon's presence and participation in the emergency noon Mental meeting is of little or no consequence.


Immediately,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/5219000373110175156/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=5219000373110175156' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5219000373110175156'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5219000373110175156'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/12/smoke-sk8-hate.html' title='Virtuosity That Is Gonna Alienate the Real Skate Rats'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V1AapPo3FeA/Tnks3S6BxHI/AAAAAAAAAQI/uQwmwKnWImo/s72-c/smokeskatehatesup.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3416305388125107114</id><published>2010-11-29T17:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:10:25.920-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Black Rock'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Joanna Bolme'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twin Peaks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Danny Minnick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Larry Balma'/><title type='text'>The Best Ideas Were the Ones That Came Out The Fastest</title><summary type='text'>.























It smells like sweat and it's a hundred degrees on the rotating stage and Jason has been playing for about twenty minutes and all he wants to do is sing the last song, which the band, when he mentions it during a break, thinks is a bad idea. All the songs are from the last three solo albums but from the first row all he can hear are members of the audience cry out the big</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3416305388125107114/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3416305388125107114' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3416305388125107114'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3416305388125107114'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/10/smoke-skate-hate.html' title='The Best Ideas Were the Ones That Came Out The Fastest'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bPmhEkMs0HU/TnvqJjtrA9I/AAAAAAAAAQY/QkyUiHpWAZE/s72-c/ed03_skate1992blog%2Bcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8753658050796556996</id><published>2010-09-02T07:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T00:08:14.117-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sleepy John Estes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gator'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mendocino'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vision'/><title type='text'>Skatemental is Element Light</title><summary type='text'>.






















"You see what I have to deal with around here, Lair!?" said Reese to Larry Balma as if they were demoing on the same team.




"What Larry meant-" continues Jannete " was he would like to see Skatemental make a more successful crossover transition into the mainstream market. If I remember correctly, they did  actually make a killing being sold through Macy's!"




"Oh they</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8753658050796556996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8753658050796556996' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8753658050796556996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8753658050796556996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/09/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees.html' title='Skatemental is Element Light'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wRRK2k4nDug/TnvufCJLyII/AAAAAAAAAQg/qymwx8ZLqdU/s72-c/real-skateboards-julien-stranger-1993%2Bcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-1627563027541812638</id><published>2010-08-16T15:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-24T11:29:55.875-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MOCA'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Golden Gate'/><title type='text'>Stabbed to Death by Long Spears From The Delusional Throng of Peers</title><summary type='text'>.



















Banjo sat shotgun ,unintentionally miming a human passenger while 
Jay's station wagon reluctantly puttered late into the Skatemental Distribution warehouse lot.  


It was almost early afternoon and there were more shadows on the pavement than in the morning and the California breeze danced- whispering silhouettes of fauna onto the caramelized black top.
The table of Jason's</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/1627563027541812638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=1627563027541812638' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1627563027541812638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1627563027541812638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/08/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_16.html' title='Stabbed to Death by Long Spears From The Delusional Throng of Peers'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cnPrHVm5GVc/ToDsrABs9kI/AAAAAAAAASU/8rAja_BA5N0/s72-c/Iloveedtempleton.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-1101357107549493322</id><published>2010-08-11T16:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T08:34:57.302-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stüssy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Benneton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Children&apos;s Crusade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Costamesa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cookiehead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Yaga'/><title type='text'>Falling in with Bad Companions</title><summary type='text'>.






















Jason looked back at Banjo staring  at him:"Not now Banjo! I'm a withering wreck- I don't have time to take you for a walk!"



From the physicality of the thought  projected from his unbrushed mouth onto the walls Jason heard it bounce back at himself and he instantly realized he had said the wrong thing.



Jason gave out an over fraught cocaine shie: "I'm sorry Jo, of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/1101357107549493322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=1101357107549493322' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1101357107549493322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1101357107549493322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/08/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees.html' title='Falling in with Bad Companions'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7bvurNOREXo/ToDtGDwd-6I/AAAAAAAAASc/8n90RDWYCgU/s72-c/nts.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7596951299434418993</id><published>2010-08-03T10:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-26T14:43:45.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Humping Your Hand at Five in The Morning</title><summary type='text'>.






















The fasting heart knows hunger, but is denied.  It breaks and is set wrong: the leg that walks krooked must be broken again to get straight.  Emptiness fills the heart until it bursts and the salt water pouring out is a chord in which disparate elements are a RIBBON OF CHAOS.



Mickey Mouse was ringing, holding J Lee's yellow landline receiver with statue-like poise.



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Jason unlocked the door and stepped onto yesterday's mail. Banjo was asleep on the couch and Jas stumbled around his quadrant apartment, trying his best to find the soft key lighting that wouldn't agitate the amplified mood of the cocaine crash.



Jason fingered around and finally switched on the tiki lamp. The lamp was on a table made </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/6077424349593800396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=6077424349593800396' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6077424349593800396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6077424349593800396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/07/listen-to-me-im-on-stereoj-lees.html' title='Under The Same Dark Sky'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YkS6-H3ltcU/ToDywu3xk7I/AAAAAAAAAS0/WM6PRJGec9s/s72-c/secondhandembarrasment..jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-2861757113958257179</id><published>2010-06-28T14:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:12:56.666-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the ghost of Justin Pierce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Art Forum'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Larry Gagosian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jovante'/><title type='text'>The Ghost's Stories Must Somehow Be Important</title><summary type='text'>.
























Jovante's musical side project filled the cabin of the station wagon:


While "When I'm Chilling at the Demos, I'm juz chillin with DEM-hoes" was really exceptional,it was most unfortunate that it was Jovante's only real joint. Jason had always guessed that Jovante must have also been as lazy with his hip hop as he was with his skateboarding- but dam it, that was still </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/2861757113958257179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=2861757113958257179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2861757113958257179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2861757113958257179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/06/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_28.html' title='The Ghost&apos;s Stories Must Somehow Be Important'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AWq_nWZvRuQ/ToDzfZ7labI/AAAAAAAAAS8/nbBm_q5oweg/s72-c/senecagarcia1992.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5562592198615650834</id><published>2010-06-16T12:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:14:45.939-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Airwalk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Arizona Record'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TÖC bar'/><title type='text'>A Lot of Dancing To Be Done</title><summary type='text'>.























Souls in limbo may master some intellectual pursuits,but now Jason's look is neither sad nor joyful, he could sense the greatness of human reason and genius and its insufficiency for the problems of destiny and requirements of the soul. Stagnated at the cusp of moral oblivion; interestingly,into Purgatory rather than the top tiers of hell; Jason, a most un-virtuous pagan,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/5562592198615650834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=5562592198615650834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5562592198615650834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5562592198615650834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/06/souls-in-limbo-may-master-some.html' title='A Lot of Dancing To Be Done'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-n68qOUk5Gm4/ToD0OMnUHHI/AAAAAAAAATE/WRVuD_IRvEw/s72-c/senecagarcia1996.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7110162295830804171</id><published>2010-06-14T09:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T10:20:14.612-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Garden Grove'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Costamesa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Huntington Beach'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valentino'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='TÖC bar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Santa Anna Freeway'/><title type='text'>He Wanted Them to Depend on Each Other for The Only Lighter They Had</title><summary type='text'>.






















His instincts Nudged him, Jason 's Bummer High hit-,  from the very moment Sigourney's cell phone rang.


"So anyways I told Valentino we could meet him at TÖC Bar for a drink." Announced Sigourney, mentioning  TÖC Bar as if it was  a place Jason would  automatically be  familiar with.



"You don't mind do you?"



Jason was too coked up to simulate the casual breeziness </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7110162295830804171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7110162295830804171' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7110162295830804171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7110162295830804171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/06/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_14.html' title='He Wanted Them to Depend on Each Other for The Only Lighter They Had'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-apCO73XTWzM/ToD02WPrZfI/AAAAAAAAATM/GOFXVah2CFY/s72-c/SenecaGarcia1990.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7766158445358886321</id><published>2010-06-10T13:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T00:22:50.703-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='La Cienega'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roosevelt Hotel'/><title type='text'>A Lot to Worry About Outside and Inside The Station Wagon</title><summary type='text'>.


























Jason swerved left on La Cienega heading up towards Santa Monica Blvd.


"So where are we going, now? I thought maybe oh hey-" Sigourney, comfortably slouched back cutting the cocaine on the plate on her laptop- with the demeanor that she didn't have a care in the world. Sigourney interrupting herself, doing most of the talking: "Are we near the Brown Derby? You know,I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7766158445358886321/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7766158445358886321' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7766158445358886321'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7766158445358886321'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/06/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_10.html' title='A Lot to Worry About Outside and Inside The Station Wagon'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-u1zdNaTiv8I/ToD1SoQFskI/AAAAAAAAATU/2fQWfTyvAwo/s72-c/SenecaGarcia.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-1234668583165610606</id><published>2010-06-05T15:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-01T00:23:30.485-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='black lipstick'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Memory Screen'/><title type='text'>Bloated Frat Boy Riding the Wave of Past Accomplishment</title><summary type='text'>.


















When Sigourney got back from the women's washroon, Jay noticed she was now wearing black lipstick and he did'nt say anything. He could tell Sigourney was trying to play off she wasnt aware of herself even though she put accidentally indirect direct emphasis on everything she did in front of Jay.




"Sounds like someone is a bit bitter towards their peers." said Sigourney as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/1234668583165610606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=1234668583165610606' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1234668583165610606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1234668583165610606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/06/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_05.html' title='Bloated Frat Boy Riding the Wave of Past Accomplishment'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s3jnc_tTYIA/ToD2grTetwI/AAAAAAAAATc/oaRsA0ZZTH4/s72-c/senecagarcia1993.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3695437668594918821</id><published>2010-06-04T06:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T20:51:40.988-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marc Ecko'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cease and desist'/><title type='text'>People Inheriting the Brand Would Most Likely Bastardize the Brand</title><summary type='text'>.























Something about Sigourney reminded Jason of Rocco.


She spoke with a dismissive air,  to beat of her curt replys,which were punctuated by drags and  puffing out of smoke through her nostrils and mouth.


The drugs seemed to made her a bit less guarded , she now had more space to talk since Viv wasn't around to dominate the conversation.


"Patent law isn't like plumbing.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3695437668594918821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3695437668594918821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3695437668594918821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3695437668594918821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/06/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees.html' title='People Inheriting the Brand Would Most Likely Bastardize the Brand'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dm9Zj-ImEMY/ToTUU73F9QI/AAAAAAAAAT0/PHeQFCdVHWc/s72-c/senecapenny%2Bcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-1325456275121928330</id><published>2010-05-31T15:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-29T14:37:09.095-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby boomers&apos; reckless optimism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gangster parents'/><title type='text'>Children from Even More Broken Families</title><summary type='text'>.




















World Industries,a reaction to the baby boomers' reckless optimism. A muscle like flinch to the dystopic dysfunction, the societal mutations and diminished hierarchies; the disintegration of the family.


The illegitimate children generated from drunken lust, the confusion caused from the role reversal of key partys, the gangster parents, the west coast swingers and wife </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/1325456275121928330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=1325456275121928330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1325456275121928330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1325456275121928330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/05/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_31.html' title='Children from Even More Broken Families'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-co0oU3nf-0k/ToThAhVCAJI/AAAAAAAAAT8/v97zptZQcog/s72-c/SenecaGarcia4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-2954948355309624654</id><published>2010-05-21T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-09-29T16:38:10.575-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dorsia'/><title type='text'>Instincts that Were Dangerously Deceptive</title><summary type='text'>.






















By the time Jay got out of the Station Wagon, he felt nearly omnipotent. Standing up abruptly and realizing that he had to walk through the parking lot with Sigourney only made him more self conscious of how wired he was.



At that very moment Jay suddenly thought about the painting of the turquoise Airwalk Prototye on the opening credits of "Saved by the Bell."- the shoe</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/2954948355309624654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=2954948355309624654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2954948355309624654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/2954948355309624654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/05/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_21.html' title='Instincts that Were Dangerously Deceptive'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fuL3iL-831c/ToTp9CZgdbI/AAAAAAAAAUE/ndGIkhOgGmI/s72-c/senecagarcis5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-3233543311293193091</id><published>2010-05-17T17:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-13T21:36:47.619-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apocalyptic sounding rap music'/><title type='text'>High Before One Grain Even Touched His Nostril</title><summary type='text'>.























LA was a city without seasons-  perpetually paused in the same unending moment.


Apocalyptic rap music echoed up from the hills, past the peaks into the sky, reverberating off from the distance-  sounding quaint.


Sigourney was organizing the cocaine while Jason tried to keep up with his anxious composure.


Before he actually ingested the drug- his brain notified his </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/3233543311293193091/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=3233543311293193091' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3233543311293193091'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/3233543311293193091'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/05/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees.html' title='High Before One Grain Even Touched His Nostril'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-h6g8g4CsBLA/TobAWRBJ6sI/AAAAAAAAAUM/B9M4LCxAQyc/s72-c/SenecagarciaWay%2Bcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5188241951806267392</id><published>2010-04-29T07:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T09:45:40.184-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rolled up Euro'/><title type='text'>"You Know, I'm Not Gonna Fuck You."</title><summary type='text'>.






















Jason dug his zebra stripped key into the dense bag of powder and put it up to Sigourney's nose, while she sat shotgun.



Sigourney placed her hand gently on Jason's as to guide it and hold it within more precise range to her small nostril.



When she was done snorting, she pulled her head back and then aggressively pushed Jason's hand away.



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"Do not covet Thy neighbor's wife", was the Ten Commandment that Jason would always think of.



Even though Jason sometimes accidentally found himself in situations where he would be making a pass at a married woman, Jason  still wasn't necessarily the type of guy to make a pass at a married woman.



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Monty interrupts Sigourney and Jason chatting.



"Hey coach,gimme your keys? Me and Viv are gonna go check out that laptop after all."



Jason hands Monty the keys to the station wagon.



"Why did he need your keys to go look at her laptop?" Sigourney asks Jason.



"Something tells me the 'laptop' he's referring to isn't her I- book. " 



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Calling the shots as usual, Monty decides for the the group to get a table.



Monty and Viv are instantly hitting it off and their conversation serves as the centerpiece of the meeting.



Jason can't be sure how Monty and Viv know each other. Did they say the EMP pop conference in Seattle or was it the Armory in NY a couple of years back? Or both?



"Heck, I've lived </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/326742860474419319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=326742860474419319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/326742860474419319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/326742860474419319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_23.html' title='Wouldn&apos;t it Like Be an Awesome Idea if you Had a Real Online Art Gallery on the Internet?'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-om9L_E-4P8g/TpuDNb6u5xI/AAAAAAAAAVA/LPSMJtetI6g/s72-c/Seneca.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7084099147464118011</id><published>2010-04-22T08:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:35:44.812-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ghost Busters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney'/><title type='text'>Charismatic Flake</title><summary type='text'>.






Jason didn't have time to think about old handrails tonight though, but he  sure was gonna session that flat bar- the flat bar that was attached to the floor at Shade, that is.



Monty would be there early, impatiently waiting- smoking a cigarette at the bar in  full suit.


Monty was that of an Enigma - he stood tall, slightly over six feet and looked remarkably close to Godfather era </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7084099147464118011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7084099147464118011' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7084099147464118011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7084099147464118011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_22.html' title='Charismatic Flake'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-6546122523022065219</id><published>2010-04-21T09:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:38:58.509-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sigourney'/><title type='text'>Explains Why Most Handrail Skaters Are Idiots and Most Coveted Women Are Always With Idiots</title><summary type='text'>.







If women were a skateboarding obstacle, they would no doubt be a handrail.



If Sigourney was a handrail, Jason always figured that she would be that one really steep, silver rail in Australia- the one that Dustin Dollin kick flipped back fiftied.


For starters, rail seems almost unapproachable.



The only ways you can hit it are by:





a) Warming up by practicing jumping/ollieing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/6546122523022065219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=6546122523022065219' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6546122523022065219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6546122523022065219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_21.html' title='Explains Why Most Handrail Skaters Are Idiots and Most Coveted Women Are Always With Idiots'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8667727638500652314</id><published>2010-04-18T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-02T15:41:35.834-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Catherine Kenner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dave Brubeck'/><title type='text'>A Whiskey Shot Only if You're Doing Them with a Female</title><summary type='text'>.










The Nights in Tunisia ring tone that Jay un-ironically  purchased months ago sounds off.



Monty was the other end of the line- requesting Jay's presence at Shade tonight, at around 10:30. 



Mont talks of a rendezvous to meet up with two Conde Nast ad execs, fresh in town who happen to be scouring the southern region of the west coast for new media leads and also for whatever </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8667727638500652314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8667727638500652314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8667727638500652314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8667727638500652314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_18.html' title='A Whiskey Shot Only if You&apos;re Doing Them with a Female'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-9086732901761832154</id><published>2010-04-14T08:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-26T14:53:25.852-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful, Horrible Life pt. 9</title><summary type='text'>.The orange light behind the numbers and letters on the dashboard slowly glowed brighter as the sun burned dim into the Pacific coast - my  Volvo 740 belting West, coasting gently down the Santa Monica Highway.   Stereo has long  been gone, but Jay still thought about it from time to time. Looking back in hindsight now, seeing the promise of the early nineties fade into what would become the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/9086732901761832154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=9086732901761832154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/9086732901761832154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/9086732901761832154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_14.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful, Horrible Life pt. 9'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8595742024168331455</id><published>2010-04-12T07:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-13T15:03:42.338-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo- J Lee's Wonderful, Horrible Life pt 8</title><summary type='text'>.For anyone seeing five crates containing their pro model sk8 decks, the sight would be reassuring- even exhilarating. But for Jason they stood as reminders- a tableau of his professional incompetency.  As Jason was clenching his hands around one of the 2,500 limited edition Jason Lee  guest models that he accidentally over ordered behind his company's back - he could feel it all slipping away. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8595742024168331455/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8595742024168331455' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8595742024168331455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8595742024168331455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_12.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful, Horrible Life pt 8'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/S8OATEOmBBI/AAAAAAAAAGc/owAoEjuNqyg/s72-c/6a0120a6a6bb1c970c0128759eeee8970c-250wi.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8993590293302498698</id><published>2010-04-09T10:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-13T15:07:29.634-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 7</title><summary type='text'>..Jason follows Daniel to the back of  shipping and receiving, away from the warehouse  workers."Can you tell me what in the name of Fausto is this?!!" says Daniel,  standing next to five giant pallet-ed crates.Jason lifts the lid and pushes away the frizzy cardboard packing filler strips."Oh, it's my Skatemental guest cruiser deck!" says Jason optimistically, futility hoping his response would </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8993590293302498698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8993590293302498698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8993590293302498698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8993590293302498698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_09.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 7'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/S7-IMnvJ7RI/AAAAAAAAAGU/SotiBVsWbdk/s72-c/leeindychrome.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-1012280109688143266</id><published>2010-04-07T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-13T15:08:33.553-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 6</title><summary type='text'>.The skull and cross boards Crailtap clock on the wall read 3:30pm. Jason reluctantly followed the obnoxious beat to the break room so he could procure a much needed  espresso sans steamed milk mid afternoon pick me up.Jason was non plussed to see it was Muska sitting at the round table, blaring the beats out of his silver lap top.Muska looks up from his keyboard: "Jay-Lee! Whad up, hommie?!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/1012280109688143266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=1012280109688143266' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1012280109688143266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/1012280109688143266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_07.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 6'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7063862841410875953</id><published>2010-04-05T15:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-13T15:00:02.213-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 5</title><summary type='text'>.Jason in Frisco, somewhere off Portola looking for but never being able to find the tall,steep MUNI bank that lays in front of City College.The  background is playing the upbeat rendition from Jason's section in A Visual Sound.Jason skating from Fort Miley, then pushing down the beach way past Sea Cliff and finally arriving around Peir 7.A new crowd of skaters is at the Pier.  Jason recognizes </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7063862841410875953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7063862841410875953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7063862841410875953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7063862841410875953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_05.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 5'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-9038196748265121959</id><published>2010-04-02T15:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-02T16:34:31.947-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 4</title><summary type='text'>-Spinoza’s Ethica ordine geometrico demonstrata (Ethics demonstrated in geometrical order) is based on a deductive method derived from Euclidean geometry. Spinoza maintains that the validity of ethical ideas can be demonstrated by mathematical argument or proof. Spinoza asserts that ethics can be based on a geometric model in which axioms and propositions follow each other with logical necessity.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/9038196748265121959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=9038196748265121959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/9038196748265121959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/9038196748265121959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees_02.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 4'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-7608161850870994551</id><published>2010-04-01T16:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-06-26T15:02:40.274-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 3</title><summary type='text'>-Jay snuck through the back door and was relieved when he saw the workers standing around the Red Bull fridge, in the break area. As luck would have it, no one had started working yet.Jay could hear Reese mentioning the Brian Tucci Highest Ollie Contest again, as if it was the first time he had talked about it out loud at the office.Reese had been going on and on about the Brian Tucci Highest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/7608161850870994551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=7608161850870994551' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7608161850870994551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/7608161850870994551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/04/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 3'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-5797915669770122124</id><published>2010-03-31T11:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-31T12:10:33.569-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Listen to me, I'm on Stereo!- J Lee's Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 2"</title><summary type='text'>You don't have to back pack in Europe for the summer and skate in crappy contests in Amsterdam, surviving on Grolsh and sausage  to have a proper Stereo Adventure. You don't have to go on an architectural photo safari to Egypt using only vintage camera equipment from the sixties to live a Stereo Adventure, either.  You don't even have to move to San Francsico and ride your bike in the deepest </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/5797915669770122124/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=5797915669770122124' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5797915669770122124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/5797915669770122124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/03/listen-to-me-im-on-stereo-j-lees.html' title='&quot;Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo!- J Lee&apos;s Wonderful Horrible Life. pt 2&quot;'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/S7Obgo-E9sI/AAAAAAAAAGM/PcKEFx0RHkU/s72-c/dahermoodschrome.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-8894879571827373097</id><published>2010-03-30T14:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-29T13:23:12.888-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen to me, I'm on Stereo! -J Lee's Wonderful, Horrible Life pt. 1</title><summary type='text'>-It is 9:05 am on a Wednesday morning in Santa Monica and Jays standing out on his terrace looking out into the Pacific ocean, his back facing the conquered territory that which spans all the way to the East Coast. Jay has one of the easiest jobs in the world and today hes dreading going to the office.Jays wearing a Western Edition t-shirt that was  given to him  on a recent trip north out to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/8894879571827373097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=8894879571827373097' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8894879571827373097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/8894879571827373097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/03/j-lees-wonderful-horrible-life.html' title='Listen to me, I&apos;m on Stereo! -J Lee&apos;s Wonderful, Horrible Life pt. 1'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1302279563448477914.post-6628286599194302969</id><published>2010-02-04T15:11:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-12-15T17:55:39.407-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Casper the Friendly Ghost</title><summary type='text'>- 
 



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If you go around saying that I was extra upset because it was Guy who fucked Gina- then you shouldn't be talking about things that you don't know. For one thing, I couldn't even be bothered by Guy that much. Of course since I'm a skater, some would automatically assume I would just go to pieces because it was Guy Mariano who fucked my wife. But,if you must know, it would have hurt </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/feeds/6628286599194302969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1302279563448477914&amp;postID=6628286599194302969' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6628286599194302969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1302279563448477914/posts/default/6628286599194302969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2010/02/casper-friendly-ghost.html' title='Casper the Friendly Ghost'/><author><name>SG</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12646337033874260956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/TTiNkVkgVNI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/vuNLgQ08KR4/S220/68248_10150103156472975_696097974_7174127_4238011_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ppssigZZpJs/S2tV1Oth0zI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/1pjQgmqbxCo/s72-c/clark_tl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
