Dasha, Why Do You Have To Look Good? You're With Me

 

Why Do You Have To Look Good? You're With Me Dasha

Dasha please don't forget to call the appointment setter to finally grease the apartment locks,

And then today go to the hospital to get our son tested for children's chicken pox,

And to the unit, the appointment setter, please don't forget her, go buy a greeting card downstairs for her second AA birthday that we just must might have recently missed.

Then go out to the docks and out to the sea market, because I've been in the mood for just a nice piece of tossed air fresh fish,

Make sure it's wrapped in wax laces just in case and then bring some right back home.

But later today, don't let me walk past the chess and gameboard store—I may pull the trigger on the off brand secondary, manufacturer unapproved, 3-D printed supplemental game piece that I have been toying around with ploying.

And later I want to take you to the magic shop store, to get some prank soap that all burns up your guest's showering nose.

And later, to go to the spy image store to get a tan money band.

And to the Memphis stationary and frame and registry to get an inflatable based sandbag feet giant Gumby and Godzilla doll, grip of jelly bean penny pens and hairy thread mash paper—but not for the kid, but for our separate offices.

Later take our retarded terrier to the Pet's Smart to go get to-go groomed, and with sharp metal comb to straighten and untangle jangle out his curl perms.

But first things first, return the record album milk cartons carton crates, so we don't need to lose the deposit.

Take the deposit and drag over to the drugstore, to get us red bingo ink blotters for when you force me to church,

The linguistic essence of you, the act of naming, as God's creation is completed when things receive their names from (wo)man.

You, the translation of namelessness to name.

The creation narrative in the book of Genesis linked the act of naming with God's act of creating.

But first Dasha, and this is important, first make an appointment with the stone mill baker, for the freshest cleanest cleaved water dough loaves and breads,

And some bollios and rolls.

Next go see the butcher to see how much exactly spice'd meats we need and be sure to get a receipt.

Errand to bailiff to get your file papers neatly ordered and prepared and notary orders stapled.

And then to mistress seamstress, the tailor's dummy to rake out your hems and to button the button of your blouse.

In early afternoon, the glue shoe miller to get your coin purse finally patch mended and stain spotted blotted.

And there's no time to today for Brandy.

But surely don't forget the greengrocers next to the rollercoaster, to pick up some melons and lucious oranges.

And last, if there's time, or when there's time, to the humidor at the liquor store for some cigs.

And they also sell cokes and sprites and maybe even sour candies and candy fruit cakes at the liquor store too.

But tell our first born son, there's no time for the toy store today because toy store clerks close earlier on Saturdays anyways.

And Dasha, actually have you noticed, or have you ever noticed they never really do make coupons for toys or never really actually ever did?

Retard toy companies sin monopoly desires wind, something I even noticed as a kid.

But coupons and coupons, so steady on the wane, reduced now to paper ramps simply advertising more retardeder goods on display now.

And all the new coupons just faint and leave traces flailing anyways, puddling brisk crisp retarder leave pillings.

And they never anymore discount dented class cans of string beans and pickled yams,

And because when you buy in bulk now have you noticed, it's exactly the same as if they were just considered loser separates?

But at least for now they don't make you pay retarder extra cents for packing packaging materials to keep them all kept bunched up together.

And actually, actually I do know some merchandise bought together that is more spendsive flate-ed than sold Indy.

Like surf wax has gotten super expensive lately, relatively.

Especially in Des Moines, 

And not to mention, any custom work just gets all but so jacked racked up fast, the more you put in your order bid, or when you put together your work orders.

Except for retardataire Donald Judd, he claimed the opposite—more money for more concrete now, but actually it makes cents in the long run and his retarder foundation finally went bankrupt and had to move scott out of town.

But you see, here's the thing,

I'm the type of guy who believes in Ingraham miracle at very last second right before Christmas,

I fostered all the wrong presumptions and expectations formed out of being raised and living on clearly cracked realized and contrived false narratives,

I was in Kids.

Dasha,

Dasha go to Supreme, 

Dasha go to Supreme, to pick up us matching our respective SUPREME® X Jacob and Co 14k gold pendant zodiac chains, please.

Dasha get flowed EDGLRD,

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